Author Archives: craigc
Chatting with Myself, Dry Humpers
Introducing the brand new wearable heating system. Running off of the simple laws of thermal induction and friction. That’s right folks. Something adjustable, warm and ohhh so trendy.
Chatting with Myself; I was all by myself…
Not a creature was stirring. It’s pleasant and quiet and here I am with books to read and things to accomplish. Okay so I’m taking down time to reflect, and nothing came out. Who wants three minutes of nothing? Oooo … Continue reading
“PIMP SPELLING BEE”
Andres wrote a sketch. I horribly acted it out with voices and all. You know you want to watch. You know it’s going to hurt a little but, a very white man trying to pull this scene off is funny. … Continue reading
Life really is a Highway, and I seem to be driving it all day long.
Friday ~ 240 miles. There are ways to extract simple pleasures from the mundane and some times painful processes in life. Driving up to Goleta in search of a place is a bit tedious. But adventuring up to Goleta in … Continue reading
Chatting with Myself, Forced myself with hats
Some things are funny, some things are just bad. A large amount of the time I am funny just because of how sad it is. If this doesn’t make you want to watch I don’t know what would. Ha. Aww … Continue reading